When you take into account that you, too, are stupid, things might not seem so cynical. However, I do not take this into account. It might be that Apple has to have an “i” or roman numeral in their products, it might be the absolutely incompetent CNN early morning anchors, or it might just be that there are so many people that will go see Star Wars when they already know what’s going to happen.
/ stupidity
Why do people not know how to use an escalator, elevator, or other moving walkway? Seriously.
Instructions for:
escalator use
1. Get on
2. Get off
elevator use
1. Get in
2. Press button Or tell someone your intended floor
3. Wait without talking
4. Hey ass *looking intently, slight smile* Get off
moving walkway
1. Walk or Stand
Seriously.
If under the influence of a third party substance these are integral, however not mandatory and may or may not include falling, yelling, laughing, dancing, singing, and/or but not limited to urinating.
/ music
I’m listening to Kasabian [ mp3 ]. They are a British (I think) band, whose music that I would call a mix between Moby (old and new), and rock (new not old), pop (…it’s pop), and soundtrack music. You will hear this music in movies (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider [Reason is Treason]), in Gran Turismo 4, not because it’s incredibly good, but incredibly catchy.
/ lick my iPod (and equally stupid things)
Wind up that Jesus wagon: a white-haired business man name Jesus Christ has problems getting a license. the news headline is great btw (Jesus Christ Wants To Drive).
Meter Guy Steals $30,000usd in quarters: can you image that … wtf … idiot.
Kids put their friend up for auction on Ebay: the mother thought it was funny, the principal did not. the principal’s name is Mr. Boger…you can’t be a principal with that name.
… more later
